Sunday, February 22, 2009
Enthusiastic Hack's Glossary of Musical Terms (Part 2)
Battle of the Bands – A parallel universe where every band is a heavy metal band
Working on a New Album – Fulfilling our contractual obligations
Made it onto the Cover of Beat Magazine – Paid $10,000 to be on the cover of Beat Magazine
Hottest 100 – The 100 most played songs on Triple J last year
A Truly Beautiful Human Being - Dead
Legend – Dead
Genius - Dead
Influential – Dead; or not very popular
Acoustic Versions – An excuse to release another album
Remixes – Ditto
Jazz – A peculiar style of music where musicians only play to other musicians
Rolling Stone – A music magazine which features movie stars on the cover and occasionally a musician
Rock Wiz – A less funny version of Spicks and Specks
Christian Rock – A form of torture decreed ‘inhumane’ by international law
5 comments:
Keep em coming! That was awesome! Is there going to be a part 3? I don't know where you get all these ideas
Yeah. I'm currently working on Part 3. Here's a couple that didn't make the cut:
Noise TV – A showcase of the worst bands Melbourne has to offer
Asylum – A music program that makes Noise TV look good
Only musos will probably appreciate these:
Classically Trained – Heavy metal guitarist
Catholic Upbringing – Heavy metal singer
Undiagnosed ADHD – Heavy metal drummer
Multi-Instrumentalist- Doesn't play any instrument well
...and one that only people who work in record stores will appreciate:
The Beatles’ White Album – An LP that many people consider to be rare and valuable, even though it sold millions of copies and most households have one
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