Monday, March 2, 2009

Enthusiastic Hack's Glossary of Musical Terms (Part 4)

UK Music Magazines – Fashion magazines

Hillsong – The art of selling awful music to an indiscriminate audience

Hidden Track – Something that was only cool the first time it was done

Music Classifieds Ads – An eco-system dangerously overpopulated with guitarists, and where bass-players are an endangered species

Bass-Player – A guitarist who couldn’t find a band

Radio – A medium that people have decided is dead and finished, yet still listen to

The Sixties – A time when 99% of people were very conservative and 1% were wild, but everybody likes to pretend they were part of the 1%

Aussie Rock Legend – Any Australian musician over the age of 50