Bands & Artists Edition:
The Strokes – A band that sounds less like The Strokes than most other bands these days
Nickelback – A deep, deep mystery. A band that everybody hates, yet sells millions. Who will ever solve this riddle?
Jim Morrison – A song-writer whose apparently profound lyrics read more like bad teenage poetry
The Wiggles – Australia’s biggest musical export after ACDC
New ACDC Song – The same riff they’ve used for the last 30 years with a slight variation
Un-Australian – Saying you don’t like ACDC
Audioslave – Another mystery. A band made up of the most talented members of Rage Against The Machine and Soundgarden, yet doesn’t sound nearly as good as either
Creed – A blessing to every other band in the world, because no matter how bad they are they can still say ‘at least we’re not Creed’
Jeff Buckley – The Mohammad of Triple J. Whenever a DJ mentions his name they must immediately add ‘peace be upon him, that beautiful man.’
Blasphemy – Saying you don’t like Jeff Buckley
Seeing The Light – Finally realising that Jeff Buckley is the most over-rated musician in history
Being Persecuted For Your Beliefs – Telling a group of 30-something women that you hate Jeff Buckley
2 comments:
we had to STUDY jeff buckley lyrics in year 9 because my 30-something year old teacher loved him...
BTW. For the record, I LOVE AC-DC. Just in case the post sounded like I didn't
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