Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Enthusiastic Hack's Glossary of Musical Terms (Part 1)



Cult Following – Not very popular

Musical Differences – Clashing contractual obligations

Second Album – Where most careers end

Support Band – A really average band chosen to make the headline act sound good

Indie – A generic term used to describe any band you can’t easily pigeon-hole

Overnight Success – Five years of hard work plus three weeks of hype

Sell Out – Become too popular to be considered cool anymore

Exploring a New Direction – Our new songs are shit compared to our old stuff

We Love Coming to this City – We are in this city

I Really Respect That Artist – I think that singer is a cockhead but he is on the same Record Label as me

Australian Idol – Televised Karaoke

ARIA Awards – A very long Powderfinger interview





6 comments:

BaSiL said...

HAHA - too true about the ARIAs!!

Enthusiastic Hack said...

Yeah, I've come up with a list of about 50+ terms. But it's taken me ages, so I didn't wanna post them all at once. I'm gonna do the big tease and post them in instalments/installments (not sure if it has 1 or 2 L's)

Anonymous said...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/instalment

Anonymous said...

Hilarious and so true

Anonymous said...

Can we add to your list?

If we can, let me suggest:

Playing More Intimate Shows - we're no longer popular enough to fill the Rod Laver arena so we have to play the Corner Hotel now instead

We've Patched Up Our Differences - After 20 years in the wilderness, all our fans are now in their 40s and 50s and have enough disposable income to make us very rich as we tour the world playing our old songs really badly

There is a Real Buzz About the Band - We have added everybody in the world to our friends list on Myspace

We Own All Our Own Merchandising - My brother tie-dyes crappy shirts that we sell at gigs

We're Sold Out of our Demo CD - We give out the demo at gigs to people who throw them in the trash as they leave the pub

Enthusiastic Hack said...

Yes. All suggestions are welcome. They are some excellent additions you propose, especially "Intimate Shows." What a classic euphemism that one is.