Quote of the Day

This is just one of many hilarious overheard gems from Overheard Everywhere.com
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Girl, seeing Palestine poster: Who do you go for?
Guy: What?
Girl: You know, between Israel and um, Pakistan.
Guy: You mean Palestine?
Girl: Whatever. Which one is doing the bad stuff?
Guy: They both are...
Girl: Yeah, I can never decide.

Quote of the Day

Why is it that every clever thing that has ever been said is attributed to either Winston Churchill or Oscar Wilde?


~ Winston Churchill

Quote of the Day

This quote is from one of my uni textbooks...


The U.S. Army is testing a high-tech surveillance blimp to monitor the U.S. border. A spokesperson for the private contractor, American Blimp, said:

Universally, blimps give people a big warm fuzzy. People just like blimps

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If you set aside Three Mile Island and Chernobyl, the safety record for nuclear energy is really very good.

~ Paul O'Neill, secretary of the Treasury

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'Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as anyone's here.'


~ George Wallace, governor of Alabama, to a predominantly African-American audience

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'If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!'


~ Ma Ferguson, former governor of Texas

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'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

~ Dan Quayle

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"In every country the Communists have taken over, the first thing they do is outlaw cockfighting"

~John Monks, state representative from Oklahoma, arguing against a bill to outlaw cockfighting in his state

Book Review: From Rock to Rock

I found the most wonderfully educational book this week. It’s called ‘From Rock to Rock: The Music of Darkness Exposed.’ It was written in 1990 by a Christian named Eric Barger, and it provides a detailed analysis of popular rock music, explaining how the Devil uses rock n roll to influence the kiddies.

It explains back-masking, subliminal messages, cross-dressing, and even AC-DCs ‘satanic lightning bolt,’ but the central feature of the book is what it calls the ‘Rock Music Rating System’ in which it outlines 10 criteria for judging whether a band is Satanic. It then lists hundreds of bands from A-Z, and next to their name identifies which of the criteria each artist fulfils.

And if you thought you knew which bands to be wary of, think again! According to the list, The Police (with 9 criteria) are more evil than Ozzy Osbourne (8), Duran Duran (7) are more evil than Megadeth (6), and even Bananarama (6) are more evil than Metallica (5)!!

Other artists on the list include: The Bee Gees (4), Fleetwood Mac (5), Neil Diamond (2), and Rod Stewart (3). In fact, speaking of Rod Stewart, it says ‘If you’re singing along with Rod, how can you be walking with God?’ [man, I wanna put that on a T-shirt]. And if Rod Stewart aint bad enough, the author considers Lionel Ritchie (3) especially evil, and gives this dire warning: ‘Christians should abstain from supporting his artistry with no questions asked.’

And apparently even pretend bands can be evil; Spinal Tap gets 3 gongs.

But there is only one band in the list that fulfills all 10 criteria, and yes, you guessed it, it’s The Rolling Stones. The most EVIL band in the world!

[I have a feeling I will be quoting from this book a lot]

Quote of the Day

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

~ Mariah Carey

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'Just because one believes in White Separatism does not make them a racist.'

~ Joe Turner, founder of Save Our State

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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to


~Elvis Presley

Inspirational Quote of the Day

"I think we can agree. The past is over."

~George W. Bush