Anonymous (3rd) Post

This is my (3rd) Post [just getting these parentheses out of my system (ooh yeah, that feels good) before I start to try to tidy up my grammar {c'mon baby let it out, ooh yeah(come to think of it I probably didn't need to say 'try to tidy up my grammar' just 'tidy up my grammar'- what a shocking waste of words, wouldn't you agree?}]

Anonymous 2nd post

So here I am ##@#!# years old (I had to censor my age because I am trying to be as anonymous as I can - I have too many psychotic stalkers as it is) and I am living in the beautiful country of ##!@@## (oh, man this blog is gonna be difficult - how am I supposed to be completely anonymous- come to think of it, who is gonna read this blog anyway? Probably me, and couple of close friends {who will no doubt get bored of it pretty quick} and maybe some insane lunatic who happens to stumble across it and decides to stalk me and then steal my identity [oh yeah, that's exactly why I am trying to be anonymous] ) PS. Note to self: I gotta stop using so many parentheses.