UK Music Magazines – Fashion magazines
Hillsong – The art of selling awful music to an indiscriminate audience
Hidden Track – Something that was only cool the first time it was done
Music Classifieds Ads – An eco-system dangerously overpopulated with guitarists, and where bass-players are an endangered species
Bass-Player – A guitarist who couldn’t find a band
Radio – A medium that people have decided is dead and finished, yet still listen to
The Sixties – A time when 99% of people were very conservative and 1% were wild, but everybody likes to pretend they were part of the 1%
Aussie Rock Legend – Any Australian musician over the age of 50
